Don’t Watch This

Heed its warning. There are too many horror shorts that have conveyed enticing mythologies and chilling scares in their brief runtimes to list, but “Don’t Watch This” aims for the simplest scares and thrills and can’t pull them off: creepy girl is creepy, the dark web is dark, seeing only parts of bloody things is unnerving, scary things can be found in the dark, and fuck it, put Antoni from “Queer Eye” in place of Christian Bale for a quick gag on “American Psycho” (“Antoni Psycho”, yes, really, that’s the joke). “Don’t Watch This”, do something better with your time.

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