Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story (SNES version)

“Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story” tells the story of some fuckboy who can’t take on a single sailor to save his life. It is a fight that takes forever and a day, and when he inevitably gets his ass kicked enough times, The Phantom Samurai himself shows up to beat the crap out of Bruce Lee some more (I did not make that up). There is some novelty to controlling the greatest martial artist of all time through a relatively involved and complex fighting system, but this conveys little satisfaction and plenty of frustration. Among the worst SNES games ever.

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