Hocus Pocus (1993 film)

This has grown a cult following over the years in large part thanks to television being a better babysitter to Generation Y than their own parents, but if you've a sweet tooth for over the top dumb comedy, you've so many better options than this. Thora Birch and professional horse impersonator Sarah Jessica Parker are the only peeps in "Hocus Pocus" who manage to make their jokes land. Everyone else acts like they're the hypest going for chewing scenery and booming out tired one-liners. It's not even appropriate for kids to watch given its language and violence. A torturous experience.

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