Hornswoggle / The Big Deal vs. El Torito / Mascarita Dorada (WeeLC), from the preshow of WWE Extreme Rules 2014

You know what, screw it, this is one of the funniest matches I’ve ever seen, on par with the battle royal at Minoru Suzuki’s fortieth birthday in which a combatant was knocked out via kiss and the ending featured several flashbacks. It’s as though everyone was drunk and high and on Quaaludes at the same time, or maybe that’s me as an audience member trying to make sense of how and why this terrible feud escalated to this point—like, WHY did this require dwarven announcers? This is either a 1 or a 10, and it sure isn’t a 1.

10