Perfect Vermin

The usual rule applies: if it’s free, expect to get your money’s worth. “Perfect Vermin” has been celebrated as a subversive masterpiece by some, but the joke is so obvious and it runs so poorly that there’s almost nothing worth celebrating here. The horror it attempts to convey is nothing compared to the horror of having to deal with a game running like a slideshow, made worse by the timer and further visual effects that make simply navigating feel a chore. A busted game not worth the three-hundred megabytes of space it occupies or the half-hour it takes to complete.

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