Shaq Fu: A Legend Reborn

I’ll let the masochists willing to indulge the first “Shaq Fu” determine which is worse, but the former, a product that looks like it was coded in a game jam, undoubtably has better excuses for its poor quality. “Reborn”, a side-scrolling brawler, plays worse than the worst side-scrolling brawler I’ve ever seen on digital shelves, with no weight to combat, no meaningful strategy, and no consistent results for your inputs. That’s not even the worst of it, somehow—that distinction goes to the virulent racist jokes that might’ve been aiming for sardonic “irony” but fails completely and miserably. Pure trash.

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