Triangle of Sadness

First hour: okay, this is a whole bunch of writing and shots that I, and maybe only myself and a bunch of dorks I will never meet, could appreciate. It asks a level of introspection, perspective, and commentary that renders watching a film a whole body experience, and while I’ve no problem with works like these, it makes for a film I’d give a glowing score but also have problems recommending. I thought this was supposed to be an outrageous dark comedy.

Second hour: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL FOR LAUGHING AT ALL THESE HEINOUS SIGHTS DEAR GOD

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