Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey

There’s no creativity, inspiration, or wit on display here in the slightest; the film you’re imagining this to be is infinitely more interesting than what’s here. It’s a standard slasher film for most of its runtime, doing basically nothing with the concept, and even by braindead slasher film standards, this is so far below par that I’d sooner recommend FNAF fanfic than “Blood and Honey”. What’s especially maddening is how the film insists Pooh and Piglet are somewhere between man and animal when they’re clearly two grown men in animal masks, which might’ve been amusing if it weren’t played straight.

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