WWE WrestleMania 39 Sunday

Most of this show was pretty gosh darn good, with an excellent three-way dance, a great women’s title match, and the most accidentally hysterical thing Shane McMahon has ever done. A lot of the goodwill earned by this show, however, was undone in the minds of many by the poor ending, and why wouldn’t they be disillusioned? The ending SUCKED! I’d say you couldn’t write a worse ending if you tried, but clearly they did! Imagine if Thanos won at the end of Endgame! Wrestling is fucking easy! Vince McMahon just makes it look hard! That’s all he’s good for!

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