Deadly Towers

A bafflingly bad game considering the NES excelled with games like this. I’d say this has extremely poor game feel, but that implies those in charge had any idea what game feel is in the first place, and what conveyance is, and what decent presentation means. What do I do? Where do I go? What are the rules? Fuck me for asking. “Deadly Towers” exhausts itself by showing up, please do the work for it, no, it asked for the OTHER pair of slippers. The NES has some real stinkers in its library, but this is among the system’s worst.

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