Red Gate

“Red Gate” is a Zeldalike that has been in Early Access for three years I somehow acquired and, if the Steam discussion page is to be believed, has been slow in fixing bugs such as “the game crashes when you try to load a save”. It is being developed by what I’ve come to understand is one person living in Japan who seemingly runs everything he says through Google translate. The game’s instructions tell you to press J to attack, a strange direction given you need to press K to attack. Nothing about this game made sense or was interesting.

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