Risk of Rain

I’m increasingly of the belief that the bottom of the barrel in the arts aren’t just bad but actively harmful to their field, arguing for the death of the art. “Risk of Rain” is one such work, one whose play is never enjoyable, whose sessions are long and arduous, and who marks your inevitable demise with missives like “You suck”; perhaps I should do copy for the next game with “How does it feel knowing you spent a couple hundred dollars to play video games, you inbred cockroach?”. In a sane world, this would’ve killed its developer. This reality bites.

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