Saw 3D (also marketed as “Saw: The Final Chapter”) (also referred to as “Saw 7” by sane people because it’s the seventh one)

It’s all fanservice at this point. If you’ve watched these films up until this point, you’re either a huge fan, a friend of a huge fan who has agreed to indulge your friend’s stupid fascination, or someone trying to figure out what’s up with these damn “Saw” films, and at number seven, there’s no point in appealing to the latter two. Thus, the remaining Jigsaw (it’s complicated) becomes a mass murderer, the traps are more about gory spectacle than anything pretending to be thoughtful rumination, and all the blood is pink because that pops better than red in 3D. Whatever.

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