Schitt’s Creek (Season Five)

THE BAD PART OF A WALK-IN FREEZER IS WALKING INTO THE FREEZER IT IS COLD THERE AND I WAS SUFFERING FROM A FIFTH-DEGREE BURN I GOT FROM SOMEONE WHO TOLD ME I PROBABLY USED TO BE HANDSOME AND WALKING INTO A WALK-IN FREEZER WHILE SUFFERING A FIFTH-DEGREE BURN IS AN UNHOLY SORT OF PAIN THAT I RECOVERED FROM BY LAYING DOWN ON A QUADRUPLET BED FORGIVE THESE TERMS BUT THE WORLD IS A WEIRD PLACE fine okay alright david and patrick are kind of cute and some of their scenes work but the rest of the show is still bad

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