Super Mario 64 FPS

The initial comedy of this game—one of the most important and child-friendly games of all time turned into a first-person shooter—wears off quicker than you’d think. There’s some appreciable solutions to translating some objectives with a good dose of humor, but what isn’t funny are a litany of glitches that can halt or even reverse progress, and while the game is free, the time investment doesn’t pay dividends. It’s good for a quick laugh, but you may as well stop after ten minutes. If you’re looking for unironic enjoyment, you’ve plenty of better free games to choose from.

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