The Bloodline (Jacob Fatu and Tama Tonga) vs. DIY (Johnny Gargano and Tommaso Ciampa) for the WWE Tag Team Championship, from the August 2, 2024 episode of WWE SmackDown

This was fun, I guess. WWE need to advance storylines, and that means certain visuals need to be achieved to sell tableaus, and that means a certain team here needed gold to make a tableau happening at the PPV the next night pop out, so this match happened and was given less than fifteen minutes. Given the tight time constraints (including a commercial break) and the obvious winner, this was fine and brisk, and they’ll have a much better rematch in six weeks everyone will forget about three weeks after it happens. I got excited for this because I’m stupid.

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