The Quiet Girl

That one guy from your film crit class: “Thank God that turd is over. Nothing happened in that movie! They got water a bunch of times, the girl ran to the mailbox occasionally, and then the movie ended! That was pure crap!”

Me: (blubbering)

That one guy: “I didn’t miss anything, right, dude? There was ONE plot twist, but we all saw it coming a mile away. I called it before the movie even—”

Me: (breaks into full-on sobs)

That one guy: “…why are you crying?”

Me: (falls into hands)

That one guy: “…please tell me why you’re crying…”

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