Wolfchild (SNES version)

I had to double-check that this wasn’t some strange adaptation of a SF film that bombed hard. It isn’t, but “Wolfchild” might be worse for it; that would’ve provided an excuse for its existence, at least. The aesthetic is laughable, combat is both unsatisfying and difficult, the story is dumb without being fun, and it’s all over in under an hour if you know what you’re doing. I’ve been told the Amiga version laps this port, but I’ve looked up footage of the original and it doesn’t look that much better than what’s here. Just another bad Super Nintendo platformer.

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