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In which you have to escape from a dungeon through guided attrition more apropos for a Newgrounds game than something somebody spent money on. I can see how this might be an effective time waster on a mobile device, but sitting down in front of my computer and dedicating time just for this resulted in me hating this game and the people who made it. At least one of the three or so songs is kind of a bop, but that's really stretching for compliments. Even by time waster standards, goodness gracious, I could have just played "Tetris 99" instead.

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