A Christmas Prince: The Royal Wedding

I understand how my distaste for this film and its prequel could be misinterpreted as my simply not liking romantic dramedies, but “two good-looking people making googly-eyes at each other for ninety minutes” describes a good many films I’ll cop to enjoying. The first film bungled this premise spectacularly and this follow-up is even worse, getting hung up on almost as many tangents as one of those “Santa Clause” sequels with less than half the energy. Do you want to watch long scenes of a princess getting hip-deep in investigating a conspiracy involving her new home country’s finances? Me, neither!

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