Balloon Fight (Switch version)

BALLON FIGHT IS A JOUSTLIKE IN WHICH YOU FIGHT BALLON ENIMES WITH YOUR OWN BALLON IT WILL ENERTAIN YOUR STUPID CHILDREN FOR TENS OF MINUTES IN THIS THE PRESENT DAY OF THE 80S BEFORE YOU SEND THEM OUTSIDE AND IMAGINE THEY ARE MAKING FRIENDS AND HAVING LOW STAKES ADVENTURES WHEN THEYRE ACTUALLY JUST THROWING ROCKS AT PEOPLE FROM BEHIND BUSHES AND SHOPLIFTING MAGAZINES THEYRE NOT LEGALLY ALLOWED TO LOOK AT OH ARENT THE 80S LOVELY AND ISNT RONALD WILSON REAGAN THE BEST PRESIDENT ANYONE COULD ASK FOR 12 MORE YEARS 12 MORE YEARS BRING BACK THE LOVE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES

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