CM Punk vs. Raven (Clockwork Orange House of Fun Steel Cage), from Ring of Honor Beating the Odds

I wish ROH produced their DVDs to have an audio track sans commentary as my thoughts on this match are secondary to the carny garbage pulled by an announcer (fine: the match was on par with their celebrated, overrated, still good encounter at Death Before Dishonor). Sapolsky hits the fine points of the storyline and restates these points every thirty seconds, eventually segueing into selling future matches in this feud that the current match is being billed as the climax of. It’s no wonder he'd later get into NFTs, and he’s as obnoxious in hawking them as he is here.

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