Garfield Kart (PC version)

Making a Mario Kart knockoff isn’t the worst idea in the world—it’s a proven formula with obvious ingredients—but “Garfield Kart” looks almost as bad as it plays. Every second spent playing “Garfield Kart” is a second you will wish you were not playing “Garfield Kart”. Mario Kart titles are notorious for their rarity, with only one entry in the series per Nintendo console and handheld, but “Garfield Kart” argues that release schedule is just as much a matter of perfection as ruthless marketing. This would be impressive if it were made in a game jam. It probably wasn’t.

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