The Green Knight (2021 film)

Verily, thou hast shippeth through thy night unto the outmost britches to deliver a wonderous missive unto ourest blessedly unholy ears, or eyes, my tongue sureliest it is not. To wit, I read: “an adaptation best appreciated by those who familiar with thy source material, undoubtedly wonderous to those learned few and an appreciable lightshow to the remainder”. Hark! The witman hath spoken! Six out of ten, it shall be! Now come, thine folk, and diveth headfirst into an ocean, except it isn’t an ocean, but a metaphor for our spectacular downfall, except it isn’t that, either—it’s a trapezoid!

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